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4.27.2009

Chicks We Love



Omg She Is Like My New Favorite Artist Now. I Slept On Chrisette Michelle But No Longer Will I Do That. I Mean Her New Album Epiphany Speaks To Me. The Song Notebook Is Really A Song That Touches My Heart Because Thats How I Feel. Plus IT Doesnt Hurt That Shes Extremely Pretty. She Reminds Of A Doll Or Something Like That. But Anyone Who Isnt Listenin To Her Needs To Get In To Her Right A Freakin Way


Notebook - Chrisette Michele

Parties & Bullshit

Boy Oh Boy As Long As There Are Parties There Will Be Bull shit That Comes W/ It. So Lets Get in To It Shall We Please. This My Friend Is Envy Sunday At Prime In Manhattan. After Look At These Pics I Thought Parties In Manhattan Was Supposed To Be Classy ANd And Shit, Guess I Was Wrong.

Im Assumin She Thought This Was A Model Pose Or Some Shit. She Looks Like A Smoker Doin Tricks Just To Get A Hit Or Something Like Wtf Man. Plus Why She Got That Dumb Ass Look On Her Face?

That Looks Like Ms Epstein. My Lil Brothers 1St Grade Teacher. She Looks Like A Cured Ham Like Wtf Are You Doin Here. You Should Be AT Home Chain Smokin Packs Of Malboro Ciggs Or Something. And Peep The Fool Behind Her. SMH@ You Degrading Ur Self To That


Ha! Is She A Snake Or Something? Stickin Ya Tongue Out Like Ur Ready To Go Mouth First On Some Guys Crotch Isnt Cute. Plus Dancin Around On Some Hot Leathe couch W/No Shoes On Is No Buenp Ma! I Gotta Watch Wear I Sit Now When I Be At Clubs, Who Knows Who Funky Ass Feets Been There


But Wait How Dare You? You Come To A Party W/ Ya Hair Not Done And You Think No One Would Notice. That Dark Light Ur Under Isnt Helping , You Can Still See Them Nappy Ass Edges. She Looks Like And Undercover Tranny And Im mad Her Belly Button Is Poppin Out Like She's 7 Months Pregnant Or Something. Like That Maybe A Frowth Go Check That Out

Oh Boy Its That Snake And The Bitch Who Think Shes Top Model. Like What Is This A Hoodrat Convetion? Shorti Once Again Has That Dumb Ass Look On Her Face Im Startin To Wonder If She Has Some Type Of Nerve Problem Or What. Now Snake Chick Has A Big Ass Tatt On Her Chest Like She Just Came From San Quentin Or Something. SMH. Wtf


Im Assumin He Supposed To Be A Gangster Or Something. Ha! Ur Not Bro. Wtf Is That Tatted By His Eye A Diamond Or Something? Smh@ Niggas Gettin Useless tatts. Wtf Is The Point Of A Diamond By Ur Eye?

Male Groupies

Aint Been Here In A Minute But Yea Lets Get It On. So Im Parazooin The Internet And This What I Come Across. A Males Account Of Having Sex W/ Jackie O. Shit Is Wild Funny

"The guy meets Jacki-O walking across the streets in Miami with his boys. They dare him to approach her and he does, tells her “I really just think you’re sexy and wanted to meet you” – clearly Jacki-O doesn’t hear this very often if she fell for it from a stranger! She invites them to her after party that has 5 rooms with beds (interesting “party”). After everyone leaves it’s just Jack-O and the groupie.

Here is how it went down:

"So you think I'm sexy huh? Come over here and prove it." I can't front, I was nervous. She was sitting on the bed and I was standing in front of her. She was like "Show me what you working with? Don't be shy" I drank her liquor from the table, basically downed it all. Then I just dropped my pants. She was smiling and nodding her head, and my confidence went up. She grabbed it and played with it a little bit and said "I can work with this". She jerked me towards her and we kissed for a short period. Then she jumped back on the bed and started undressing. This is when everything took a turn, and the aggression came out. While she was naked, I went over her sensually. She was like "Nah, Go down and taste it". Kind of mean too. I was like WTF. I did it anyway. She was moaning, she was basically grinding my face, rough too. After about 20 minutes of eating her stuff, which smelled & tasted pretty good, she slid back and put her feet on my chest. She was like "suck my toes" I love it when a man does that. Of course, I did it even though I'm not really into that. After a few minutes of that, she turned in doggy style position. I was thinking I was about to get it in. Then she was like "now eat from behind". I did it, but immediately she was like "No, the other hole". I felt like I lost my manhood that night. (ROTF) She was so bossy. She had me licking every part of her body, p*ssy, booty-hole, feet, titties, etc. Finally, she was ready for sex, I tried to put it in, but she was like "Hold up bruh, Condom first" She pulls one out of her purse and puts it on for me. I have to admit, the cooch was really good."

SMH@YOU SIR STICKIN YA TOUNGE I SOMEONES ASS THAT U DONT EVEN KNOW IS DISGUSTING. LIKE WTF YOU. SUCKIN ON HER TOES IS EVEN WORSE. I MEAN DID SHE EVEN WASH HER FEET WTF YOU. IM HIGHLEY DISGUSTED. I MEAN NIGGAS BE DOIN SOME NASTY SHIT I KNOW BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE