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4.27.2009

Chicks We Love



Omg She Is Like My New Favorite Artist Now. I Slept On Chrisette Michelle But No Longer Will I Do That. I Mean Her New Album Epiphany Speaks To Me. The Song Notebook Is Really A Song That Touches My Heart Because Thats How I Feel. Plus IT Doesnt Hurt That Shes Extremely Pretty. She Reminds Of A Doll Or Something Like That. But Anyone Who Isnt Listenin To Her Needs To Get In To Her Right A Freakin Way


Notebook - Chrisette Michele

Parties & Bullshit

Boy Oh Boy As Long As There Are Parties There Will Be Bull shit That Comes W/ It. So Lets Get in To It Shall We Please. This My Friend Is Envy Sunday At Prime In Manhattan. After Look At These Pics I Thought Parties In Manhattan Was Supposed To Be Classy ANd And Shit, Guess I Was Wrong.

Im Assumin She Thought This Was A Model Pose Or Some Shit. She Looks Like A Smoker Doin Tricks Just To Get A Hit Or Something Like Wtf Man. Plus Why She Got That Dumb Ass Look On Her Face?

That Looks Like Ms Epstein. My Lil Brothers 1St Grade Teacher. She Looks Like A Cured Ham Like Wtf Are You Doin Here. You Should Be AT Home Chain Smokin Packs Of Malboro Ciggs Or Something. And Peep The Fool Behind Her. SMH@ You Degrading Ur Self To That


Ha! Is She A Snake Or Something? Stickin Ya Tongue Out Like Ur Ready To Go Mouth First On Some Guys Crotch Isnt Cute. Plus Dancin Around On Some Hot Leathe couch W/No Shoes On Is No Buenp Ma! I Gotta Watch Wear I Sit Now When I Be At Clubs, Who Knows Who Funky Ass Feets Been There


But Wait How Dare You? You Come To A Party W/ Ya Hair Not Done And You Think No One Would Notice. That Dark Light Ur Under Isnt Helping , You Can Still See Them Nappy Ass Edges. She Looks Like And Undercover Tranny And Im mad Her Belly Button Is Poppin Out Like She's 7 Months Pregnant Or Something. Like That Maybe A Frowth Go Check That Out

Oh Boy Its That Snake And The Bitch Who Think Shes Top Model. Like What Is This A Hoodrat Convetion? Shorti Once Again Has That Dumb Ass Look On Her Face Im Startin To Wonder If She Has Some Type Of Nerve Problem Or What. Now Snake Chick Has A Big Ass Tatt On Her Chest Like She Just Came From San Quentin Or Something. SMH. Wtf


Im Assumin He Supposed To Be A Gangster Or Something. Ha! Ur Not Bro. Wtf Is That Tatted By His Eye A Diamond Or Something? Smh@ Niggas Gettin Useless tatts. Wtf Is The Point Of A Diamond By Ur Eye?

Male Groupies

Aint Been Here In A Minute But Yea Lets Get It On. So Im Parazooin The Internet And This What I Come Across. A Males Account Of Having Sex W/ Jackie O. Shit Is Wild Funny

"The guy meets Jacki-O walking across the streets in Miami with his boys. They dare him to approach her and he does, tells her “I really just think you’re sexy and wanted to meet you” – clearly Jacki-O doesn’t hear this very often if she fell for it from a stranger! She invites them to her after party that has 5 rooms with beds (interesting “party”). After everyone leaves it’s just Jack-O and the groupie.

Here is how it went down:

"So you think I'm sexy huh? Come over here and prove it." I can't front, I was nervous. She was sitting on the bed and I was standing in front of her. She was like "Show me what you working with? Don't be shy" I drank her liquor from the table, basically downed it all. Then I just dropped my pants. She was smiling and nodding her head, and my confidence went up. She grabbed it and played with it a little bit and said "I can work with this". She jerked me towards her and we kissed for a short period. Then she jumped back on the bed and started undressing. This is when everything took a turn, and the aggression came out. While she was naked, I went over her sensually. She was like "Nah, Go down and taste it". Kind of mean too. I was like WTF. I did it anyway. She was moaning, she was basically grinding my face, rough too. After about 20 minutes of eating her stuff, which smelled & tasted pretty good, she slid back and put her feet on my chest. She was like "suck my toes" I love it when a man does that. Of course, I did it even though I'm not really into that. After a few minutes of that, she turned in doggy style position. I was thinking I was about to get it in. Then she was like "now eat from behind". I did it, but immediately she was like "No, the other hole". I felt like I lost my manhood that night. (ROTF) She was so bossy. She had me licking every part of her body, p*ssy, booty-hole, feet, titties, etc. Finally, she was ready for sex, I tried to put it in, but she was like "Hold up bruh, Condom first" She pulls one out of her purse and puts it on for me. I have to admit, the cooch was really good."

SMH@YOU SIR STICKIN YA TOUNGE I SOMEONES ASS THAT U DONT EVEN KNOW IS DISGUSTING. LIKE WTF YOU. SUCKIN ON HER TOES IS EVEN WORSE. I MEAN DID SHE EVEN WASH HER FEET WTF YOU. IM HIGHLEY DISGUSTED. I MEAN NIGGAS BE DOIN SOME NASTY SHIT I KNOW BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE

4.22.2009

Reality Tv Addiction

So As We All Know Cocktail Won For The Love Of Ray J . I doubt Their Still Together But Who Cares Thats Old News. He Should Have Picked Unique But Hey Its Watever. Fuck That Tho College Hill Last Night Was Nuts. First Off Let Me Just Say I Hate Kyle... It Seem Like That Whole Group Is Fake Except Alison,Brandon And The New Chick Kay. How Could They Even Defend Kyle After He Was Comin At That New Girls Head. Im Not Gonna Front Tho When He Said That Shit About Alison Eatin That Girls Ass That Shit Was Wild Funny. But Yea I Hate Him. And Milan AKA Fake Ass Lola Angel Luv Is Wack For Even Tryin To Condone Kyles Acts. I Think That Other gUy Is Gay To That Brownskin Boy I Forgot His Name. He's Mad Dry Like Fuck Outta.




4.20.2009

SEXY

YOOOOOOOOOO Idris Elba (Stringer Bell Fr The Wire) Look Gooder Then A Muthafucka. Lmao Like Seriously He Is Sexy And He's Freakin English. Thats Whats Poppin. Darkskin Men Look So Damn Good Especially This One Sheesh. I Touch All Over His Legs Ya Get Me? Lol But Yea Flixxxxs

Puff Puff Passs

Happy 4/20 Y'ALL. Now If You Dont Know What 4/20 Is Its National Weed Day. So Lets Blow It Down. Now I Smoke Sometimes(Only If Its Free) Lmao And Who Knew There Was So Many Strain Of Weed Floatin Around. I Mean To My Freakin Amazment Its Alot Of It. I Have Only Smoked Greens And Jush. That Kush Shit Mad My Knees Go Weak.. I Almost Fell Down The Steps When I Was Smoking It Lol. But Enough With The Stories Righ Lets Post Up Some Pics Of The Plant We All Love The most In Its Various Forms

Light Of Jah (Never Heard Of It)

Durban Poison (Smells Like Candy Any Gets You Extremeely High,)


Swiss Miss (I Like The Name,The Taste And Smell Of This Is Intoxicating)

Haze (Very Potent And Is Real Popular,Especially In BK.Someone You Know Always Blowin Haze)

4.19.2009

Huh?

so danger got a lil interview on GTnycV. now idk wtf Gtnyc is but this shit look wild fraudulent. any who they interviewed her about her life in the house ,being a hoe and some other shit... idc about that i know that the bitch interviewng her used to be a 6 grade teacher at my school. yep her name is mrs.webb..smh she went from fake modelling,to being on reality shows,to doing fake interviews. smh @ you ms tiffany webb.

4.17.2009

Reality Tv Addiction

So Last Night Was Part 1 Of Themtb 4 Finally. Boy Oh Boy Did Poppa Diddy Pop Drop A bomb. Personally I Dont Watch That Show But Ive Been Reading Around And Who Didnt See This Comin... DIDDY DROPPED EVERY MEMBER OF DANITY KANE,Except Dawn. Now I Know Aubrey Was Sittin There Super Duper Sick. But I Mean Who Didnt See That Coming. Only Dawn Has Songs Being Leaked. SMH. Yo PDP Is The Devil Forreal. To Just Take Peoples Dreams And Crush Them Like That Is Heartless. Like Your Messin W/ PPL Art And Shit.SMH @You Diddy.

4.15.2009

Boy Oh Boy

Is Thise Dude Right Here Freakin Sexy. I Mean Im Attracted To Skinny Brown/Darkskin Guys. And He Is The Epitome Of What Im Attracted To. I Mean He's Not My Husband Loso But He Still Is Fuckin Cute. Wiz Khalifia Is Whats Really Good And He Could Rap. He Tatted Up Like Fuckin Crazy To. Nigga Is Campell Soup Good Out Here You Feel Me Lmao. He From Pitsburg I Dont Really Know To Much About That Place But If They Producing Niggas Like This Then Shitttttttttt Thats Where I Wanna Be.

Chicks We Love



This Chick right Here Is Just Different. Its Muffy Cupcakeopia, Weird Name I Know Right. Anywho Yea Shes Some Alternative Rapper Chick Thats Down W/ Bangaladesh You Know The Amilli Guy. Overall I Love Her I Mean She's Just So Unique And Raw About Her Shit. So Boom There You Go Nuthin More Nuthin Less.

Reality Tv Addiction

So Boy Was I Watchin College Hill Last Night And That Shit Was Fuckin Funny. That Gay Nigga Kyle Annoys The Shit Out Of Me, Its Not Because He's Gay Its Because He's Just Fuckin Annoyin. SMH@Brandon Sayin"Shut Up You Homo" That Shit Was Funny As Fuck. And Who Knew Allison "The Curly Haired Girl" Was Such A Freak. She Shouldnt Have Put Her Buisness Out There Tho Because Kyle Gay Ass Just Ran W/ It. Brandon Thats My Son like Deadass I Like Him Even Tho He Look Mad Old In The face. Like He Look Like He Had A Hard Ass Life But Yea I Was Fuckin With Him Until He Got Drunk And Threw Up every Where And Didnt Even Clean It up. Like that Was Some Nasty Shit. He Eventually Cleaned It Up But I Mean PPL Just Kept Bitchin About It Like WTF He Cleaned It Up Shit. Then They Got Another Roomate Named Kay. She Is Wild Pretty. Ofcourse She Already Felt The Tension And That She Wasnt Wanted.

4.13.2009

Parties And Bullshit

Yes Another Addition Of Parties & Bullshit.... Oh Boy I Think ppl Need To Watch Out For These Camera ppl. They Will Catch You Slippin Out Here And So Will I . SMH I Havent Been To A Party Since Last Month [Oh Boy] But Yea Lets get To Them Flix Shall We.. These Are Flix From Bikin Party@spa88. Seems Like SPA88 Is The Cool Place To Be. I Wouldnt Fuck With It Tho. Mad Stinkin PPl Walkin Around IN Bathin Suits And Trunks, Shit You Mine As Well Be At Betsyhead Pool Over There In BVILLE. Thats Some Where You Wouldnt Wanna Be Because Jah Know That Shit Is Wild Dirty.

This Pic Is Funny Just Because You Can See That Guy Clearly Checkin Out Her Ass In the Background. Like My Nigga Atleast Be Discreet. Wtf Son Lol


I hate When Chicks Get Tatts Across Their Chest. Like News Flash Your A Chick Not A Dude. Bitches Think Their Lil Wayne Nowadays,Plus The Tatt Not Even Cute. Smh@ The Small Ass Bra Tho. Hey I Mean If You Dont Got Tits You Just Dont Got Em

This Is One Reason Why I Wouldnt Go To This Type Of Place. I Dont Have A Bathing Suit Body And Neither Does She Apparently. Smh She Must Have Missed That Memo, Because Boy She Smiling In The Lens Like You Cant See Those Tire Track Ass Stretch Marks On Her Stomach And Thighs .YOCK.



This Pic Isnt That Bad...Just Cropp That Girl Out And He's Good. I Mean He's Freakin Cute i'd Touch His legs But Yea Man Another Girl Who Think They Could Wear A two Piece. She Was So Wrong ,If She Look That Bad From The Side, I Would hate To See What The Front Look Like


WTF IS THIS??? Like They Think This iS a Photoshoot Or Some Shit. Plus She Has Some Big Ass Sweaty Hickey On Her Neck Its Either That Or Some Type Of Growth. Niggas Need To Cut It Out And Save That Shit For Their Crib Or A Telly Or Something. These Niggas Gotta Be From Harlem And They Got Mad Motels Out There


Smh.. He's To Cute For That


She Looks Crazy. Ok We See You Got The Gucci Bag And Shoes BUT W/ All That Money That You Probly Swipped On A Stolen Credit CARD Paid For That You Couldnt Straighten Out And Press Or Do Som Shit W/ Your Hair? Bitcyhes Kill Me I Swear


Drinks On Me

Now I know We All Have Our Own Lil Concotions Of Liquors And What To Mix In Em. Like Grey Goose And Cranberry Juice Or EJ&Orange Juice. But This Shit Right Here Taste Great. My Mom Brought Some iN To The House And Boy Was I Sneakin Some This Whole Week. Its Callled Coquito Its Like A Spanish Egg Ng Type Shit. And To Think I Just Thought Spanish PPL Sipped Freakin Coranas All Day Lol But Yea. Anyway The Shit Taste Wild Good And I Wanna Make Some So Bad. But Heres How To Make iT If You Wanna Get All Cool And Shit



4.12.2009

Wtf


I Guess People Think The Shaving Ya Head Is Cool And Shit. But If Im Not Mistaken That Shit Was Like So 07 And Its Wasnt To Cool To Me Back Then Only If Your Nam eWas Kelis. So Yea Wtf Was Cassie Thinkin, And How Could Poppa Diddy Pop Let Her So Some Dumb Shit Like That. Now I Mean Cassie Is ABad Bitch No Doubt About It, She Cant Sing All That Much But Still She's Pretty Freakin Hot [No Homo] Lol. But Yea What Was She Thinkin...Dead Ass That Shit Looks Wild Dumb I Mean That Was A Waste Of Time And Good Hair. Now She Looks Like Shes Feenin For Attention And Im Assumin That PDP Wouldnt Let This Go Down W/ Out Havin A Hand In It. Maybe Its For Promotion Who Knows. Shit Looks MIGHTY WACK Though

Easter Fly

Well Happy Easter Everyone... Hope Yall Took Yall Asses To Church And Got The Word Of The Lord. I Know I Did And Belive Me I Havent Been There In Like 40 Yrs. No Lie. Lol But After Church And All That You Know You Gotta Put In Ya Flyest Brand New Outfit And Hit The Streets And Stunt. I Already Kno Man But Lets Get In To Some Fly Shit Right Now


I Already Knopw This Was Everyones Easter Shoe Already. This Shits Is Wild Hard. Especially If You Didnt Get A Chance To Get The Hair 7 In that Package,I mma Cop These Later Tho..Foot Action Sold Out


Now Ya Wrist Gotta Look Right So I Know Them G Shocks Is On deck, Persoanlly I Only Want A Collab But Its Wateva


For The Dudes You Gotta Have The Flannels On Deck..Belive Me Chicks Like It...Shit I Do

Now For The Ladies ...Boom.. Faux Denim Leggins..These Shits Is Fuckin Hot..I Mean I Really Dont Know What To Say But I might Just Cop A Pair
The Shirt Dress Now I Have Worn That And Trust Me... That Shit Was A Big Hit. This Is Different Tho. You Can Change This Shirt In To A Regular Dress Shirt,Dress, Or Something Else
Now When Your A Girl Yopu Have To Have At Least 3 Or 4 Shoe Choices... But Thats Thats Only If Your Really Into Shoes.. Unlike Me I Havent Been On My Shoe Shit For That Long So Yea But Any Who You Gotta Peep The Stuart Weitzman Boot,Michale Kors Pump,Guiseppe Booties An Some Gucci Flats. Yea Man Pretty Much Ya Shoes Gotta Be Right

Guilty Pleasures

We All Have Em I Mean Come On Dont Front Whop Doesnt... So This Is One Of My Guilty Pleasures. I Mean Solange Is Some One That You Really Dont Wanna Like But Cant Help To Do the Opposite And Love Her. I Mean Sure Dresses Weird As Shit On All That. But Lets Get It Clear Sgorty Can Sing. I Mean Dead Ass. But She Will Always Be Outshined By Her Sister Thats Just How Life Is But Fucki It...This Shit Right Here Nigga This Is My Fuckin Jam. Soul Sessions On BETJ Really Playin Some Poppin Vids On The Low.. Who Knew?

4.10.2009

Groupie Love

Well As I Paroozin The Blog Spots I Came Across This Lil WebSite About Females Talkin About Their Sexual Experience W/Rappers,Basketball Players And Actors Amongst Others. Some Of The Stories Was Wild Funny And Some Shit You Would Expect From This Person Like Jim Jones For Example

"Last year memorial day weekend, me and a few of my girls went down to Miami. One of the nights we ended up at Sobe live right on South Beach. That same night Jim Jones, Santana and the rest of their crew came there to perform and spent a lil while in V.I.P. So as we were sitting there we notice that Jimmy and his friends didn't buy out the bar like they say they do, but instead popped one bottle of champagne (NOT BALLING). Anyway, towards the end of the night his security approached me and asked for my number so I gave him my number. Around 4:3o in the morning I get a call from the security guard telling me to ditch my friends and come to the Palm hotel cause Jimmy wanted to see me. So being the thirst that I was (lol) I left my friends back at the motel and headed to the hotel to see Jimmy. So once I got there I called back his security for the room number then went upstairs. Once I got their he started treat me like a smut and told me to "wash up and get back in the bed with nothing on" so I did. Once I got on the bed, I began to kiss him, but he pushed my face away and lowered my head down to his private part, which I didn't mind cause it was an okay size (decent). So now I'm giving him head and then he stops me to put a rubber on and then after 30 seconds or so he nuts. What a loser. Then he tells me "I gotta go now, cause he got shit to do". So I got dresses and the next thing you know he throws $10 at me and says "For your troubles, here's some cab money". SMH he's such a bum loser, he really isn't balling or packing. Guess I was a groupie for a night, but I wouldn't do it again.

This dude is the epitome of a chauvinistic pig. I got a tip a couple of weeks back about another groupie who he did dirty. He had that poor girl sucking his dick forever til he busted a nut, just because he could. And wouldn't even give the ol' girl tickets to his concert."

Now Jim Jones Look Like The Type Of Dirty Nigga Who Would Take Advantage Of A Girl Just Because He Think He's Famous/Smh. Fuck Outta Here Nigga Throw Me 10 Dollars Im Throwin You A Dollar Back So You Can Buy Yourself A Hit. Lol



For More Stories Go To

http://talesfromagroupie.blogspot.com/

Fin

So This Is The Last King Magazine.. W/ Joe Buddens Chick And Keyshia Coles On A Double Cover. Personally I Say Keyshia Coiles Look Way Better On The Front..Maybe Its Because Im Not Really In To Spanish ppl. But Hey Whatever. Smh@Her Ass Havin A Bigger Buzz Then Joe

Good Friday

Yea I Havent Posted In A While... But Lets Not Dwell On the Past. Lets Get In To The Swing Of Things , So Its Good Friday And Before You Kno It It Will Be Easter. Now I Know Yall Aint Goin to No Damn Church So What Do You Don Easter? I Remeber When I Was Young We Had To Go To Church. I Had To Wear The Big Dress ANd All That Shit But Hey Thank God That Stopped.. No Pun Intended. The Most Important Thing To Me On Easter Was Food ANd My Easter Outfit.. I Mean You Could Be A Bum The Previous Months Be fore But On Easter You Had To Look Fly. Everything You Had On Had To Be Brand Spankin New. If You Was Pop that Day Then You Couldnt even Leave Your House...Ok So Lets GeT Outta The Flashbacks And In To Some Easter Cartoons.




4.07.2009

Reality Tv Addiction

So Boom For The Love Of Ray J Was On Last Night And Boy Was That Shit Funny. Ray J'S Grandma Was Buggin When She Was Askin Danger WTF Is That Shit On Her Face. Lol Funny Stuff But The Highlight Of The Show Came When All Three Girls Met Ray J's Friends. So The Shit That Had Me Was How The Fuck Does Ray J Know Tom Green ANd Why Was Warren G Old Ass There Like Wtf. So Any While Danger Was Conversing W/ His Friends She Was Recognized By One Of Them. One Of Them Actually Had Sex With Her In The Past. She Also Slept W/ Another One Of His Friends To But He Wasnt There At The Lil Gathering. Boom Niggas Proceeded To Make Up A Rap About Her THat Goes Like This "Danger Smashed A HOMIE" Shit Was Fuckin Funny. But Yea Lets Move On.. So Then The Girls Met His Parents ANd His Mom Didnt Like ANy Of The Girls. He Didnt Eliminate None Of The Girls But Danger DRamatic Ass Was Goin In. Yo I Dont Like Her For Some Reason. Plus She's Not All That She Look Like A Regular Hood Bitch To Be Honest

Video Of the Week

And We Like Her..We Like Her Tooooo. Yea Its Every Girl By Young Money. Oh Man I Love Drake. But Yea This Is My Song Shit Is Type Hot. I Dont Like The Video That Much Its Aight But You Should Like It

4.06.2009

MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Now I Know I Dont Post Enuff Dudes On Here And Im Wilidin For That But Yea I Need Some Meat In My Life. I Would Go All Out And Put Some Grade A Beef Up Here But I Dont Want Blogger To Delete My Shit. So Imma Chill But Let Me Put Some Sexy Dudes Up Here I Mean Its Gettin Hot And This Is Basically The Best Time For IT. But Only A Little Bit Tho Aiyeeeeeeeeee

Get It How You Live

Ok So We All Know That Scammin Is The Thing To Do And http://br00klyng0ssipgirl.blogspot.com/ Will Put Those PPL Who Do It Out There. Some Of The Stories On There Are About Mostly PPL Scammin ANd Fuckin So And So's Man But Thats Not The Point The Comments Are The Shit That Kills Me. Now Hey If You Boost Scam And Swipe Then Hey Thats Great . But That Shit Really Isnt Cool. I Mean Every Other Comment Is About Gettin How U Live. So My Thing Is If Your Schemin And All That To"Get How You Live" Then How The Fuck Are You Livin Like A Bum Or Some Shit. I Mean That Scammin Shit Is All Cool And Dandy Until You Get Caught. I Mean That Shit Is Dead Ass Fed Time And You Have To Pay That Money Back So NO BUENO. Damn Its Times I Wish I Knew Niggas Who Did That but Then In The Long Run You Might Goo Down With That Person For Doin Some Shady Buisness. Just Wanted To Vent About That

4.02.2009

Reality Tv Addiction

So I Didnt Get To Watch For The Love Of Ray J On Monday. But I Did See It Last Night And WHOA, That Shit Was Crazy. SMH@ Danger. That Bitch Is Crazy And Then She tRied To Cry Like It That Was Gonna Help PPL Forget That She Is A Crazy Ho. Like Wtf Plus She Only Look Good W/ Make Up On . But Anywho Fuck All That, The higlight Was When Chardonnay And And Ray Went To The Strip Club. That Bitch Went All The Way To The Top f The Pole And Dtop In To A Split. That Shit Had Me Like Whoa. Damn.To Bad She got Sent Packin. Ray J Was Wack For That.



So Long

Farewell To King Magazine. The Explosive And Sexy Mens Magazine Who Had Niggas Beatin The Meat Like They Was Crazy Has Folded. I Remember My Brother Used To Stay W/ Those Magazines Of Course He Didnt Pay For Em But Wateva. Im Assumin Due To The Economic Crisis That They Just Couldnt Take It No More . Hey Magazines Aint Cheap Bro Shit Be Damn Near 5 Dollars. But Yea They Used To Have Some Crazy Covers. The Girl To Grace The Final Cover Of King Will Be Thariye Or Some Shit Like That, You Kno Joe Buddens Girl And Fabs Ex Smut Or So Ive Heard. *Tee Heee* But Yea Wateva. I Mean That Wont Really Put A Damper on The Magazine Worl Shit Dudes Still Will Have Black Men Mag And Smooth So Wats The Problem. But Yea Lets Show Some Of Kings Most Famous Pics.