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5.29.2009

Parties & Bullshit

Yessss Im Back W/ Some More Of Them Badass Party Pictures You Love To See...Mhmmm But This Time Shit Gonna Be A Lil Bit Different. The Party Im Reporting On I Was Actuall There. Smh@ Some Of The Shit That Went On In That Place..Maestros 5 Dollar Rama In Hot Ass Cafe Alta In Bk.. I Had Fun But Boy Was There Some Messes In There

Ok So My Problem W/ The Darkskin Chick Was Why Did She Come To The Party W/ Them Tiny Ass Shorts On. Those Are Like Pajamas. Thats Not Something You Wear Out The House. Jah know She Look Ruff In The Face.. I Think Theres A Man In There Somewhere Lol Oh Yea If Your Gonna Take Your Shoes Off At A Party Then Just Wear Sneakers Because Walkin Bare Foot On Some Dirty Ground Isnt cute

Why Oh Why Did She Have On That Beret? Like Who The Fuck Wears Berets To parties. I Know Her head Was Wild Hot In That Shit..Smh

Ok. So I Know She Thought She Was Ova Poppin W/ 96 Tommy Hilfiger Tube Top And That Bad Ass Skirt. Then To Add Insult To Injury She Had That Cheap Plastic Fruity Pebbles Jewlrey On. Ha!

This Muthafucka Here. Sobe Lizard Or As I Just Like To Call Him the Lizard Was In The Place To Be. What I Found Funny Was He Was Supposed To Be Throwing A Party @ Djumbala The Same Night. But For Some Odd Reason The Shit Got Canceled. Yo Lizard Handle Your Party Buisness My Nigg Because That Was A Bad Look


Yikes These Three One Word UGH. I Know Shorti Was Hot W/ That Cardigan On Plus She Wore That Shit The Night B4 @ Some Backyard Party I Was At. Anywho Th eother Chick W/ The Tan Hat Was Like 40yrs Old I Think..She Was Poppin Mad Shit On Line Talking About "This Is Why She Doesnt Go To Hood Parties" Im Like So What Parties You Goin To Because I Know Your Brokae Lookin Ass dont Be In Manhattan

Whats W/ The Let Me Buss A Regular Bra To Parties. Like My Man CanYou Not Afford A Shirt Or Some Shit Was This A Last Minute Idea. But My Thing Was How She Buss Some Spanxs To A Party. If You Dont Know What Spanxs Are Look It Up.


The Bitch In The Middle. OMG. Like She Actually Had The Nerve To Wear Metallic Gold Leggings. Like She Isnt 300 Pounds Or Something,You Could See Every Crevace And Dent In Her Fuckin Legs. Then She Had On That Cheap As Shirt Smh. Wow. Who Is Dressin These PPl

New Vids

Jeremih-Birthday Sex..Its About Time This Vid Dropped..Smh@How Good He Look. Damn.. Vid Is Cool Shit Turned Me On A Lil


Dyme -A- Duzin - I Hate High School..This Video &Song Is Just To Cute..Its So Different.. Off The I Love College Beat


Rick Ross Ft Avery Storm - Rich Off Cocaine ..Personally The Song Is Hot..Rick Ross Need To Keep Them Shades On..Didnt Watch The Full Video..Shit Was Taking To Long To Load

5.28.2009

Reality Tv Addiction

Ok So On College Hill Everything Is Going Quite Good. Kyle Is Getting Help For His Anger Issues And Finally Has Accepted Kay In To the Group. But Now Paul And Kay Is Gettin It On And Kay And Alison Is Gettin It On To. Who Knew That Kay Was Bisexual. But Anywho I Wanna Know One Thing. Why Would She Fuck W/ Paul After Paul Sold Her Out To Kyle That Day About The Ribs. For Some Reason I Think Paul Is Shady And I Dont Like Him. But Anywho Fuck All That Her And Paul Got It On In The Bedroom W/ Alison In the next Bed Like Wtf Is Really Good Here Lol

New Vids

My Husband (Fabolous) -Ft Jermih My Time ... The Song Is Hot I Dont Like The Video Tho..Its Supposed To Be Like A Movie But Im Not Feeling It..Damn He Look Good As Shit In That Video


Fabolous Ft The Dream - Throw It In The Bag.. Song Is Crazy I Love It.. I Like The Video To..Idk Wtf The Dream Was Wearing Tho Some Long Sleeved Shit Iono Lol


The Dream Ft Kanye West - Walkin On the Moon..The Song Is Hot Its Wild Old.. But Thank God They Called Hype Williams

5.24.2009

random vids

So I Remember One Day I Was Paroozin YouTube And I Came Across Some Jasil Videos So I Decide To Wath Em [Boy Oh Boy Was That A Mistake Lol...

Tossed Salada Man - Hes Virtually Talking About Lettin Niggas Suck Out His Asshole W/ Syrup And Jelly In Jail.. Shit Is Disgusting But Funny As Fuck


Fleece Johnsom Boty Warrior - Hes Talking About How Sex Goes Down In Jail. Nigga Said "U Sagg Yo Pants In Here Man, Somebody Be Up In Yo Butt" Lol


Scared Straight From The 70s - Shit Was Scary Man ,I Would Neva Want To Go To Jail Wrd Up

5.23.2009

Parties & Bullshit Pt 2

Part 2 From The Party @Club Zipcode.. Oh Man.. Shit Is Really Bad.. This Is Like The Harlem Equivelint To Club Reign. But Fuckk All That Lets Get To them Flix Shall We

Ha!! The Multi Color Hair I m Kinda Feeling. That Face Im Not. That Shit Look Tuffe As Fuck. Oh Man

How Old Is This Girl. Judging By Her Attire Shes Not Old Enuff To Be In No Fuckin Club.. Not W/ That Bad Ass Wash And Set..You Should Have Put Some Perfect For Perm Or Something In There. That Shit Is Frizzy As Fuck

This Whole Lil Group Looks Shady. The Chick W/ The Silver Looks Like A Tranny.The Darkskin Chick Has On To Much Chapstick&Them Badass Curls. Then The CHick Grabbin Her Stomach Looks Crazy. That Bitch Nails Is Wild Dirty. Like Ugh. Ladyy At The End Is omeones Mom She Should BE Home

They Look So Out Of Place. 2 White Girls At Some Club By The Projects. Who The Fuck Convinced Them To Come Out There. Its Either There Looking For Some Black Dick OR Their Waiting On Their Pimp In There

How Do You Have On A Short Set W/ A Fuckin Coreset. Like Theres A Conflict There Somewhere.

You Have To Be All Of 23 Wearing A Shirt That Says I Love My Bff..Bad Enuff That Its Spray Painted But That Shit Look Like A Shirt From Raibows Fine Collection Of Tees *Rolls Eyes*

But Wait Did She Think Them Plastic Gold Pants Was Hot. Then She Has The Nerve To Have A Matching Hat. Hold The phone. The Girl Next To Her Looks Way Better. Its Obvious They Must Not Really Be Friends If She Told Her Friend" Yea Them Gold Plastic Pants And That Bad Ass Matching Trucker Hat is Hot, Wear It To The Club Tonight. Oh But Wait Dont Forget The Gold Bedazzled Bra Too"

This Is Not From The Same Party.. This Is From Turn My Swag On@Amazura.. How Could Some Lace Leggings And A Cheap Ass Wife Beater Be Considered As An Outfit. If I Was Them Two Guys I Would Be Ashamed To Be In That Pic

Also from Amazura.. The Spanish Girl Is Cute But That Like A Virgin Madonna Wedding Dress Shit W/ Lace Gloves Is Ugly.. And So Is The Shoes. But Shes Pretty Enuff To Pull It Off.Her Friends Are A Different A Story. How Dare This Lil Lesbian Come To A Party W/ A Vicky Scerets PINK Sweatsuit And A Pair Of A-Solos. My Nigga How You Think U Partying In Them Hot Ass Boots LOl Like Wtf

Whoa.. That Nose Is Crazy Like Gonzo Off The Muppet Babies Crazy. She Looks Like A Dude. My Man theres A Man In There Somewhere. Loll Good Thing She Had Them Glasses On I Would Hate To See Her W/ Out Them

Parties & Bullshit

So The Weekend Is Upon Us And You Know What That Means... Parties.. ANd The Pics That Go Along W/ Them.. Smh @This Shit.. Reporting Live From Harlem World A Party Called"Dimes Vs. Dollars" @ Club Zip Code.. If These Chicks Was Considered Dollars And Dimes Then That Money Must Be Counted In Pesos Or Yen Or Something. They CANNOT Be Talking About American Money Lol

Judging By That Cheap Ass Fishnet Shirt And That Dazed Look In Her Eyes.. She Must Be Smoker w/ A Fraudulent Ass Louie V Bag..Smh

They Got A Mom In Her? Is This A Mothers Day Celebration Or Something? Your Already A "red Bone" Why Add That Ugley Ass Red Make Up On Ya Face.. Smh And Mommy Wears Ya Bra? UGH

Ma Them Platinum Blonde Micros Are Killin Me. Like Seriously They


Oh Boy Its Obvious That All That Makeup Is Causing Her Face To Break Out. Beacuse Her Face Got Crazy Acne On It. Better Get That DR.Miracles Shit. Your Friend Really Thought She Was Poppin W/ That Thin Stringy Ass Blonde Lil Kim 98 "Crush On You" Wig And Them Bad Ass Lee Press On Nails. Smh I Would Have Sued The Beauty Supply Store You Purchased That Shit From

Ok When Did This Become Party Attire For A Club. I Cant Front The Faux Leather Or Some Type Of Material Addidas Jacket Is HARD The Bag Can Get Lost But The Jacket Is Cute. But Its Not Cute Enuff To Buss At A Club.. Like Wtf Is This Shit.. Whose The Bouncers Thats Lettin These Ppl In? But I wouldnt Expect No Classy Ass Shit From Outta Here. I Mean Its Across The Street From St Nick Pjs.

Wow Its A New Invention Its Called Braces. That Shirt Looks Wild Gay My Nigga Like Chill

Wow. She Look Like She Just Came To This Party Straight From Work. Like Could You Not Find A Better Out Fit To Wear.

Them 93 Fingerwaves Is Back? I Must Have Missed The Memo On That. Then That Bad Ass Spanish Lookin Dress OMG. No.Major Fail. I Swear I Hate Those Plastic Ass Bra Straps. I Mean Them Shits Add Insult To Injury My Nigga

What Is This The Spanish Destiny Child Or Something.. The 2 On the Left Dont Look That Bad. But On The Right Thats A Different Story.

Im Not Gonna Focus On the Other Two Girls Fuck Em. Lets Turn Our Attention To The Middle. This Lawrence Taylor,Jerome From Martin In the Face Looking Ass Chick. Wtf. How Did This Club Allow This To Happen.Then She Has The Nerve To Have On Fuckin Creative Recreations On And Pose Up Like Noooo. Like How Old Are You ManLady.

SEXY


This Man Right Here Sheesh.. Yo Trey Songs Look Fuckin Great.. I Mean He Sing He Dances And He Rap On the Low. The Boy Is Talented. I Sure Would Like To Touch His Legs Up..Mhmmmm. Lol I Like Him Way Betta Without Them Braids Tho




Random Vids

Oh I Dceide To Just Post Some Random Shit Up , I Mean Its Wild Early So I Havent Really Seen Anything Appealing For You Folks To Look At

So Hood (Real Chance Of Love) Acting Like A Real Hood Booger In The Chi.. Smh At Her Saying Her Ass crack Is Sweaty Then Actually Stickin Her Finger Down There.. I Hope She Washed Her Hands..



Ok So This Has Been Floating Around Since Last Night... Charles Hamilton Gettin Punched In The Face By A Girl. Now I Mean Shorty Really Tried To Mike Tyson Him. That Hit Was Clean As Fuck My Nigga Lol...But On The Other Hand if I Was Charles I Would Have Yoked That Freckled Face Bitch Up Something Serious... Lol




Lebron Shoots The 3 Point Game Winning Shot..I Really Didnt Care About This But Like I Said Its Random

5.22.2009

New Vids

Ok Boy Oh Boy Ive Been Waiting For This Video.. I Thought It Could Have Ben A Lil Betta . Im So Over That Dancing Around In Leotards And Shit In Black In White. Like Really I am

Beyonce - Ego ..This Is My Song.. Its To Big Its To Wide It Wont Fit..Sounds Like A Big Ass Dick To Me But Let Me Keep My Mind Out The Gutta Lol

5.20.2009

Reality Tv Addiction

Ok So Ive Been Kinda Low On Reality Shows Since For The Love Of Ray J And rock Of Love Have Both Finished.. SO Now Im Stuck W/ This Bullshit Show College Hill. I Mean This Shit Is Gettin ridicilous I Mean How Could That Whole Group Stand Their And Let Kyles Homo Ass Disrespect Kay.. Ok that Fake Jamaican Nigga Paul Sold Her Out. Then Everyone Just Stood ARound And Waited For The Show To Start.. OMG I Hate Kyle And Chris.. Am I The Only One Who Sees It? That Nigga Chris Is Gay.. Like Cmon My Man Its Visble. But Back To The Situation At Hand.. Homeboy Is Goin Hard For Some Cheap Ass Ribs.. Like Cut It... I Love The Way Kay Was Cool Tho.. Even When Kyle Got All Up In Her Face.. Shes Way Better Then Me Because I Would Have Had To Smoke His Boots In That Bitch (Beat Him Up) I Mean How Dar eYou Step To A Girls Face Like That.. ANd Everyone Just Stands Around ANd Watches.. Crazy Shit.. But Fuck It Peep The Footage And See How Bad It Really Is

Drop Draws

I Mean If You From Bk ,Flatbush Or Crown Heights To Be Exact My Good Friend U Know What drop Draws Morning Is.. So Skerrit Bwoy Aka Sponge Bob (The Guy W/ The Yellow Mohawk In The Video) Came To Bk And Blessed Us W/ His Great Djin Skills... Smh At these Two Chicks.. Im Sorry But Im Not Droppin Draws For No Nigga In The Club...Let Alone Let A Bunch Of Drunk Niggas Grab My Ass.. Sorry My Friend

New Vids

Vybez Kartel Ft Indu - Virginity.. Song Is Extra Hard.. Cant Wait Till They Play This In Some Parties.. The Video Well You know Its A Regular Low Budget Jamaican Video Lol..


Vybez Kartel Ft Lisa Hype - Wine For Mi -The Song Is Way Betta When Its Uncut.. To Be Honest He Looks Like He Shot This Video After That Virginty Shit Lol Song Bad Still

5.19.2009

Parties & Bullshit Pt 2

Wow Welcome To Pt 2 Of This Crap Party At Club Reaign Called Birthday Sex.. Ha Lol Thats A Joke..But Fuck Everything Else.. Lets Get To Those pIcs Shall we

This Isnt Right.. Where Do You Think Ur Goin W/ them Bad Ass Grey COntacts Like Chill.. They You Have The Nerve To Be Posing Like You Dont Look Like A Female Wesley Snipes. YOCK.

This Whole Lil Group Just Look Like Trash. Ok Ok So I Mean Sunglasses In A Club.. CHEAP Sunglasses At That In A Club Isnt Really Cool .So Yea Throw Those Away. Shorty W/ The grey Tank Top Is Biting On Her Lip Like She Got A Lil Piece Of Ribs On Lip And Wont Let It Go.. The Bitch At The Bottom Face Lok Tuff As Shit Like She Got To Much Testorone Or Something

Shit Looks Crazy.. This Looks Like The Movie My Giant Because That Bitch In The Black IS Soaring Over That Other Girl. Plus That Lace Front Wig Sha Has On Isnt Really Working Out For Her... Whats Up W/ All This Guci Shit.. It Looks Type Fraudulent To Me.. Its Either That Or They Scammed It I Mean Who iN The Hood Really Pays For Anything ANymore

Jeezus Do You See Shorties Ends.. Like That She Needs Some Pefect For Perm ANd A Silk Scar.. Wrap That And Calli A Night..Oh Mama That Bag Is A Fraud Cut It Out

Like I Dont Think Ppl Realize Make Up Sometimes Make You Look WORSE Instead Of Better And This Is The Perfect Case. All That Blush Is Not Needed. You Like Your Audtioning For Ringling Bros. Like Cut It Out

Parties And Bullshit

Yes Yes Yes.. Im Back W/ More Pics From The Latest Parties..Now This Is A Party At Club Shame Reign.. And Boy As Usual Shit Wasnt Looking To Good. And Dealing W/ This Club You Already Know Its Gonna Have ToBe Pt 2 To This.To Be Honest Seeing This Shit..I Would Never Attend That Club.. I Mean It Looks Bad.. But On Another Note Shout Outs To WWW.MESSDRESSED.BLOGSPOT.COM. I Love That Website Shit Be Having Me Dying Laughing
Oh Man ..Now Lets Get Started

Ok Im Assuming That They Have There Own Clothing Line Or Whateva.. Im All For The hustle Of Making Your Own Clothes But This Just Looks Bad.. I Guess They Thought Spelling The Word Route Wrong Was Cool ANd Unique.. But Its Not Its Dumb.. Plus These Shirts Look Cheap As Fuck.. Like A Pack Of Hanes V Necks W/ Some Iron On Decals..Smh

Umm Ewww. This Nigga Is Not Attractive But Thats Not The Point.. I Gove It To You Bro Your ICEY..BUT.. How You Have On All Them Jeans And Have The Nerve To Be Wearing One Of Them Cheap Ass 6 Dollar Fake Coach Belts.. Smh The Ones W/ The Tags On It That Come In Assorted Colors

Wow.. I Mean Im All Down W/ The Big Girls Club.. But This Is Bad.. What Made You Think That Dress Was Even A Good Idea.. You Look Stuffed In That Bitch.. Like I Cant Even Belive It.. First Off You Should Have Put On A Fuckin Girdle.. Like Having Ya Stomach Look Like A Beach Ball Stuffed In TO a Sock Isnt Cute

Ha! Let Me Say This If Your Stomach Is Not Completely Flat Do Not Wear Ya Shirt Tied Up In the Front.. As You Can See By All Them Stretch Marks ANd That Lil Pouch She Has Had A Couple Kids Or Kangaroos Or Some Shit Because Her Pouch Looks Full.Smh That Shirt Was Not Meant To Be Tied Up I Know That

I Love The Night Life.. I Bet You Do.You Like You've Been Loving The Night Life Since The Tunnel Was Open (Old Club From The 90's) How Old Is This Lady Like She Looks Like Shes in Her Mid Thirties.. Wtf Are You Doing In Club Reign.. W/ That Wack Ass Shirt Might I Add

This Bitch Looks Like Attack Of the Bad Yaki.. Like That Shit Like Its Wild Cheap And I Mean It Clearly Not Groomed..Smh.. Plus Who Told Her That Cheap Hot Pink Clutch Matched W/ That Ugly Purple Dress.. Hoes Need To Stop Gettin These Cheap Dresses From Downtown Brooklyn Like Cut It Out

This Young Girl Looks Like Shes Had A Hard Life.. To Be Honest She Look Like The GirlVersion Of Billy Blanks.. You Know The Ty Bo Nigga.. Lol LIke Wtf.. Who Are They Lettin In these Vlubs She Look Like She Fresh Off Of Fulton st.. Is That A Rash On Her Chest Or Some Kind Of Tatt..

This Bitch Eyes Wide Like She Just Took A Hit Of Crack Or Something.. Like A Deer Caught In Headlights.. She Looks Crazy And Also Like Shes A Lil To Old To Be In That Club.. Them Old Hoes Need To Be In Sugar Hill (Oldhead Brooklyn Club)

Wait How Do You Get In A Club Dressed Like This? Like This A Dress Code Violation. She Has On A Hello kitty Shirt Which Is Actually Kinda Hot If You Just Kickin On The Block Or Some SHit But Not To A Club// Then You Have On A Pair Of Sweats Which Actually Resembles Some Lil Pants That My Neice Wears To Bed.. Shes 1..Lol Like Omg This Is Really Bad Her ANd Her Flat Ass Nose... Like Ma Go Back To LG PJ' S And Braid Some Hair Or Something

This Is Bad Like Whats Really Good W/ Her Weave. Does these Girls Not Kno, Weave Is Like A Dog.. You Have To Wash It ANd Take Care Of It To Make It Look All Nice And Pretty.. But Her Shit Looked Dried Out.. Then That Horrible See Thru Skirt..But Fuck That If You Can Look Thru All The Weed SMoke You Can See That In The Back Of Her Is Ome Bitch W/ Big Ass arms. Her Pits Are Crazy Hairy Smh Lol Wtf Yo

Chicks We Love


Oh Man This Chick Right Here.. Freakin Hot. Megan Fox "Transformer Girl " To Me Is Our New Feature In This Part. Now I Cant Really Get Over How Pretty She Is.. Shes A Pretty Good Actress To Plus Shes Been Featured In Maxim Just Recently.. Thats All I Have To Really Type Im Lookin Forword To Seeing Her In Transformer 2 W/ My Vanilla Boo Shia Lebaeouf.. Lol

New Vids

Rick Ross - Cigar Music - Personally The Song Is Hard...I Like it.. Heard It Like 3 Months Ago Tho..Nice Vid Too


Twista - Wetter ..Song Is Aight.. Didnt Really Feel Like Watchin tHe Video Tho

Ocean 7 -So Much Swagg Ok Now I Really Didnt Give A Fuck About The Song But Watchin Trey Songz And Jonhta Austin Sexy Asses Float Across The Screen Made My Day

5.18.2009

Fashion Shit

Ok So Today I Feel All Fashiony And Shit.. I Know Thats Not A Real Word But I'm Cool Enuff To Make My own Words..Now Lets Start Of W/ Some Clothes

Now We All Kno Forever 21 Made A Big Girl Plus Sized Line Called Faith 21 . Now Being A Big chick My Self I Was Quite Estatic About That, But Then When I Actually Saw Some Of The Pieces Im Like WTF. What Bitch Any Size For That Matter Wants To Wear Some Of This Tacky Shit.. I Seen A Couple Of Nice Pieces So I'll Show You That..

Moving On To Accesories.. Now Im Not A Big Fan Of Purse Pocket Books Or Whateva You Wanna Call Em But Id Fuck W/ This.. Its A Totally Monogram Tote Bag BY Louie Vuitton
Shit Is Type Fly..Online Exclusive only Boo
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Now Peep These Fly Ass Shades.. Claw Money And Sunglasses Hut Collab Limited Edition
Shits OD Nice



Now Lets Get To The Sneaker Department..So Many Kicks Coming Out But Imma Only Show You A Lil.. Nah Mean Hit You W/ Some Summer Heat

Tennis Ball Hypermax (Heat)

Ms Pac Man Low Top Dunks (Love The Colors)

Bamboo Weave Blazers (I Love The Colors But Im Kinda Iffy On Blazers)