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5.09.2009

Parties & Bullshit

Oh Man Its Another One... So This Time Around my Friends We Gonna Have Party Pics From 2 Different Place For This Particular Post Its Gonna Be From Chocolate Friday@Guesthouse Up In Manhattan. Now This Was A Party For Jason Foxx *Record Scratch* Wtf He Still Around? I Mean He Hasnt Had A Hit Since Aunt Jackie Which Was Like 3 Yrs Ago. Smh I Know His Black Ass ALready Got Dropped From Def Jam.. But Anywho Yea Shit Wasnt Lookin To Good In There I Give Him This He A Cutie Patootie But That All The Props I Can Give.

Now The Dress Is Cute And Sh e Probly Really Is To But Shes Doin That Ugly Ass "Im A Fake Angelina Jolie" Model Pose. So Instead Of Lookin Cute She Looks Like Ms. Piggy With Collagen In Her Lips Or Something


HA! This Bitch W/ The Glasses Got A Mouth Like The Mask. You Know The Movie W/ Jim Carrey (SHMOOOKINNNNNNNN) Im A Heavy Advocate For Darkskin Chicks But Why Oh Why Does Shorty Have On That Purple Ass Lipstick I Mean Shes Not Wearing Anything Perfect. Ok I Get It You Wanted To BE Different"I Feel You" I guess


Not Everone Can Pull Of A Red Lip Case In Point That Lightskin Chick On The Right. I Mean You Look Like Bozo The Clown And Then To Top It Off You Got On Them Bad Ass Satin Pants Or Wateva Material They Are I Mean Sheesh. They Look Like The Harlem Version Of 3LW.



This Was Just Bad. Shorti W/ The Glasses Look like Cousin Myrtle From Family Matters. Her Friend Is A Different Story. Like Who Told U To Come Out W./ tHat Bad Ass Weave And That Purple Tube Top Dress That Has Flowers And Some White Leggings. Who Told You To Commit This God Awful Crime Like Huh?


Like That Lil Top Was To Small And So Was Ya Cheap Ass Bra. I Mean Instead Of Wearing Small Shit To Look All "Busty" Wear A Push Up So U Wont Look BUSTED More Then You Look BUSTY. Ya Gut Is Hangin Out Like You Just Ate B4 U Got To The Party And Then You Have Ya Hands Up. I Mean For What? Who Wants To See The Cheap Deoderant Thats Not Workin Leak From Under Your Arms [Smh] Not Me

And Ya Friends Dont Look Any Better.Shorti Next To You Has Fucked Up Teeth Like She Was Chewin On Mad Rocks And The Chick w/ Her Butt Stickin Out Looks Crazy. Like Mad Sweaty And Shit She Probly Smell Like Licoln Pjs Or Somethin. Mad Pissy And Smokey. Then To Add Insult To Injury She Has Her Drink Up Like Shes Poppin bottles I Mean Its Just A Cup. CALM DOWN

Look At These Two. Lookin Like MA &PA Duke. SMH@Him Snappin His Crack Head Ass Fingers. And Is That A Gold Tooth That She Has Or Is It A Rotten One Either Way She need Not To Smile Anymore

I Know He Think He Wild Fly. I Mean You Cant Be Fly Not W/ Them Beauty Supply Shades On. Them Shits Are Wild Big And You Look Like A Bug

Im really Thinkin That She Thought That 97 Lil Kim Bob Blonde Wig Would Make Her Look Young. She Look Wild Old In The Face Like She Had A Hard Life I Mean Its Either That Or She Really Is Wild Old.

This Takes The Cake. I Mean Is This A Man Or A Women Because IT Looks Like A Straight Tranny. That Baby Hair In The Front Aint Workin,Then She Has A Michael Jackson Nose On Top Of It. Like How Can U Breath Thru That Shit. But What Killed Me Was Them High Ass Gey Socks She Had On W/ Them Jolly Green Giant Boots. Like Huh Who Told U That U Was Lookin Cute When U Came Out. They Lied


She Is Mad Skinny. Like She Needs A Meal Her Shoes Are Cute Tho. But Dont Spend Money On Cute Shoes Spend It On Ensure Beacsue U Look Malnourished

Ok I Mean WTF Song Was Jason Foxx Perfomin. Aunta jackie Part 56 Or Something. He Has No Other Songs Out So What Was He Really Up There Doin W/ The Mic In His Hand

I Mean Did Every Biitch In The Parrty Have A Tattoo Or What. Shorti W/ The Stars Tattoo I Mean What Was U Thinkin When You Got That Done. U Have Like 45 Million Stars What U Want To Look Like The Fuckin Solar System Or Something W/ All Them Damn Stars On You.I Hate coogi Dresses I Mean If Aint A Coogi Austraolia Dress Dont Buss It. Beacuse Coogi America Is Owned By FUBU And Who The Fuck Where Fubu

She Look Like She Has A Defect Like Down Syndrome Or Something. Maybe Its The Dumbass Look On Her Face Or Maybe its The Way That She Actually Thought That" Squattin Like I Have To Pee Between To Cars" Pose Was Cute Either Way She Has A Defect.

1 comments:

Cashhh said...

lmfaooooooooooooo ohhhh shiiiit
this has got to be the funniest blog topic thingy i eva seen
these pix is lookin wild busted
like....wtf smh